me 100% of the time: nobody fucking touch me i will skin you and wear you as a fucking coat
also me 100% of the time: come here and cuddle me and wrap your arms around me and run your fingers through my hair and pet me and kiss me please please please
if you’re a sarcastic asshole come sit with me because i’m one too
bitchouttahell: shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves
loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart: i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much: vangoghstars: sparkafterdark: glamour-parade: How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place. for the constellations of your skin to brush against the earth of mine i would swim the seas a thousand times (please...
how am i meant to control my life i can’t even control my hair
flutterlings: the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
gun-music: SO I’M WATCHING THIS MOVIE FROM 2007 RIGHT AND THERE’S THIS CHARACTER THAT’S KINDA CHUNKY AND NERDY AND I’M LIKE HE LOOKS FAMILIAR SO I DO SOME RESEARCH AND THIS IS ALSO THIS WTF EVAN PETERS CONGRATS ON GROWING THAT VAGINA FRIENDLY FACE
Leo if you say “old sport” one more fucking time, I swear.